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Six things you only notice up close. Keep scrolling, the page goes sideways.
Dress code
One tee, one tote, screenprinted by hand. Worn by the people who build astonishing digital products.
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Front says who.Back says how.
FrontWordmark, chest-centred. One colour, one square, no further explanation.
BackThe glitch mark. What the wordmark looks like at 4 a.m., three builds before launch.
Wears in.Never out.
Cotton gets better with abuse, so we abused it. Hung it in a draft. Spun it on the line. Balled it up in a bag for a week. Still here.
The Tee Jersey, single knit
The Tote Canvas, plain weave
Same ink.Different cotton.
Carries laptops.Carries opinions.
FrontWordmark, hem-aligned, oversized. Readable from the other end of the tram.
BackOne red rectangle. No logo. The brand with the volume turned down.
Collar
Rib that holds.
1×1 rib, cut tight. Goes over your head a thousand times and still comes back for more.
Seam
Sewn, not glued.
Double-needle hems on body and sleeves. Flat-felled where it rubs. Nothing to peel.
Ink
Water, pigment and patience.
Water-based ink sinks into the fibre instead of sitting on top. It fades with you. It never cracks off.
Handles
Shoulder-length.
Sixty-five centimetres of folded canvas. Fits over a winter coat, fits in a fist.
Weight
Heavy enough.
Dense enough to hang straight from the hem. Not so dense you notice it by lunch.
Label
No label.
Nothing on the inside. If you have to ask who made it, you were not there.
Worn by people who build things.
Wore it to a pitch.
We won.
AnaCreative director
Carried a small crisis.
Handles held.
LukaFrontend developer
Got one. Asked for two.
Got a look.
MartaClient, repeat
Forty washes.
Outlived two frameworks.
DinoBackend developer
My cat sleeps on it.
Cat has taste.
IvanaProject manager
It is a t-shirt.
A very good one.
SomeoneHonest
Weighed, mostly.
Four figures. All of them true, most of them flattering, one of them a little sad.
180g/m²
Tee weight
Heavy jersey. Hangs, does not cling.
340g/m²
Tote weight
Canvas that stands up on its own.
12kg
Tote load, tested
One laptop, two books, one ego.
0
Pockets
Neither piece has one. We tried. It looked busy.
Spec sheet
Rev. 2026-11
ItemThe TeeThe Tote
Material100% organic cotton jerseyNatural cotton canvas
PrintWater-based screenprint, 2 sidesWater-based screenprint, 2 sides
ColourWhite / Flabbergast redNatural / Flabbergast red
SizeUnisex, S – XL38 × 42 cm, long handles
CareWash cold, inside out. Hang to dry. Do not iron the pixels.
OriginScreenprinted by hand in small batches. Counted by hand. Handed over by hand.
Measured twice.Cut once.
Every seam has a number, every number has a reason. This is the flat the factory gets. Pick a size and watch it redraft.
| POM / cm | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| AChest ½ | 51.0 | 54.0 | 57.0 | 60.0 |
| BLength, HPS | 70.0 | 72.0 | 74.0 | 76.0 |
| CSleeve | 20.0 | 21.0 | 22.0 | 23.0 |
| DShoulder | 46.0 | 48.0 | 50.0 | 52.0 |
| ENeck width | 18.0 | 18.5 | 19.0 | 19.5 |
| FNeck drop | 9.0 | 9.5 | 10.0 | 10.5 |
| GOpening ½ | 17.0 | 18.0 | 19.0 | 20.0 |
Size
- 01Collar1×1 rib, 2 cm, coverstitched
- 02ShoulderTaped seam to seam
- 03Sleeve hemDouble-needle, 2 cm
- 04Front printWordmark, 11 cm, chest-centred
- 05Side seamFlat-felled at the underarm
- 06Body hemDouble-needle, 2.5 cm
- 07Back printGlitch mark, 20 × 28 cm
- 08LabelNone. You were there.
- Drawing
- FLB-TEE-001
- Item
- The tee
- Size
- M
- Scale
- NTS
- Unit
- cm
- Rev
- 2026-11
Live cotton
Run your hand over it.
Move the cursor across the fabric.Drag a finger across the fabric. It bends, remembers, then forgets. Cotton does the same.
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